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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Seizures

My hands shake so bad, I got a job at Home Depot, as a paint mixer.

Seizures are very strange. One minute you're doing something, the next thing you know, there are paramedics asking you questions.

I'm not even aware of what just happened, in the first place, let alone where or who I am. Mind you, our EMTs do a great job, and get there fast. It's just really strange being on the other side.

They always want me to go to the hospital, which is protocol, but I never go. Actually, I think I've gone twice. Once, while talking to my friend and pharmacist, I dropped like a rock and hit my head pretty hard. I was released, which was not a surprise to me. I was sore for a few days, but not bad.

The last time, I hit my head again and stopped breathing. A nurse was there to perform CPR, for which I was very grateful. I've heard if you don't breath, there can be some adverse effects.

I hope the changes in medication will help. We'll see. In the meantime, I'll continue to make lemonade, which is not hard for me to mix.

I'm very thankful for all of the friends, family and strangers who continue to help in so many ways.

Now, if you don't mind, I have some paint to mix.

See you tomorrow.

Depot, as a paint mixer.

Seizures are very strange. One minute you're doing something, the next thing you know, there are paramedics asking you questions.

I'm not even aware of what just happened, in the first place, let alone where or who I am. Mind you, our EMTs do a great job, and get there fast. It's just really strange being on the other side.

They always want me to go to the hospital, which is protocol, but I never go. Actually, I think I've gone twice. Once, while talking to my friend and pharmacist, I dropped like a rock and hit my head pretty hard. I was released, which was not a surprise to me. I was sore for a few days, but not bad.

The last time, I hit my head again and stopped breathing. A nurse was there to perform CPR, for which I was very grateful. I've heard if you don't breath, there can be some adverse effects.

I hope the changes in medication will help. We'll see. In the meantime, I'll continue to make lemonade, which is not hard for me to mix.

I'm very thankful for all of the friends, family and strangers who continue to help in so many ways.

Now, if you don't mind, I have some paint to mix.

See you tomorrow.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Monday, February 4, 2013

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You should able to get Valentines cards that say "You're ok. You'll do until the right one comes along."

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Sunday, February 3, 2013

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Super bowl Sunday is thought to be the worst day of the year for domestic violence, and I have the black eye to prove it.

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Saturday, February 2, 2013

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A DJ was fired. He protested that his show was number one! "Yes, said the boss, but you're not hitting our demographic." "What is our demo?", asked the stunned dj. The boss said "Foreign national midget lesbians with lisps."

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Friday, February 1, 2013

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Pet food manufacturers should at least know their products. Beef flavored cat food? When was the last time you saw a pack of cats take down a cow?

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Irony

I find it sadly ironic that John Denver wrote "Leaving on a Jet Plane".

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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Stench

This guy I met one time, stunk worse than my than my act.

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Monday, January 28, 2013

Columbia

Why is it that nothing from Columbia ever seems to slow you down.

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Sunday, January 27, 2013

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Insanity is cool. Anything you do is acceptable.

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Saturday, January 26, 2013

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I have a full six pack. I'm just missing the little plastic thingy that holds it all together.

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Friday, January 25, 2013

Long Walks

I love long walks. Especially when taken by people who I can't stand.

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Thursday, January 24, 2013

Teamwork

Teamwork is important. There's always someone else to blame.

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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

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Sometimes a woman will have a dream that her husband cheated on her. Even though she knows it's a dream, she'll stay angry for days.

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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

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I learned the hard way that there are certain things not to say to law enforcement, in any country, when they pull you over. "Aren't you the guy from the village people?"

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Monday, January 21, 2013

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I think the argument about guns is ridiculous. We ought to be focused on a larger problem; Gum control. The scene from "Elf" should serve as a warning to us all.

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Sunday, January 20, 2013

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If I owned a sandwich shop, I would name a sandwich after all positions. I'd call it: Mostly Baloney.

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Saturday, January 19, 2013

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Somehow, I think the term, "Lincoln Logs", would not be acceptable while he was President.

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Friday, January 18, 2013

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I can tell this is going to be a better year. I already have as many tour de France victories as Lance Armstrong.
IMy latest book is now available! Very funny. The Musings Of A Twisted Comedian.

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Thursday, January 17, 2013

Weird Hair

I offered my wife a sincere compliment on her mustache and suddenly she's mad.

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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

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Put your nose to the grindstone. My Dad used to tell me that. Well, I finally did it. I'll be out of the hospital in about a week, looking like Kenny Rogers.

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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

The life of a comedian

Two comedians are talking. One is feeling down. The other says "What's up?" "I did a show last night, and the guy didn't pay me." "That's horrible" , says the other comedian. Then he says, "So, uh, who books it?"

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Monday, January 14, 2013

Golden Globes

Kim Kardashian didn't win any Golden. Globes last night. She already has some.

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Sunday, January 13, 2013

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It's so cold, I chipped a tooth on my soup.

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