I find it sadly ironic that John Denver wrote "Leaving on a Jet Plane".
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Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Stench
This guy I met one time, stunk worse than my than my act.
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Monday, January 28, 2013
Columbia
Why is it that nothing from Columbia ever seems to slow you down.
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Sunday, January 27, 2013
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Insanity is cool. Anything you do is acceptable.
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Saturday, January 26, 2013
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I have a full six pack. I'm just missing the little plastic thingy that holds it all together.
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Friday, January 25, 2013
Long Walks
I love long walks. Especially when taken by people who I can't stand.
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Thursday, January 24, 2013
Teamwork
Teamwork is important. There's always someone else to blame.
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013
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Sometimes a woman will have a dream that her husband cheated on her. Even though she knows it's a dream, she'll stay angry for days.
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Tuesday, January 22, 2013
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I learned the hard way that there are certain things not to say to law enforcement, in any country, when they pull you over. "Aren't you the guy from the village people?"
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Monday, January 21, 2013
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I think the argument about guns is ridiculous. We ought to be focused on a larger problem; Gum control. The scene from "Elf" should serve as a warning to us all.
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Sunday, January 20, 2013
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If I owned a sandwich shop, I would name a sandwich after all positions. I'd call it: Mostly Baloney.
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Saturday, January 19, 2013
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Somehow, I think the term, "Lincoln Logs", would not be acceptable while he was President.
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Friday, January 18, 2013
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I can tell this is going to be a better year. I already have as many tour de France victories as Lance Armstrong.
IMy latest book is now available! Very funny. The Musings Of A Twisted Comedian.
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Thursday, January 17, 2013
Weird Hair
I offered my wife a sincere compliment on her mustache and suddenly she's mad.
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Wednesday, January 16, 2013
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Put your nose to the grindstone. My Dad used to tell me that. Well, I finally did it. I'll be out of the hospital in about a week, looking like Kenny Rogers.
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013
The life of a comedian
Two comedians are talking. One is feeling down. The other says "What's up?" "I did a show last night, and the guy didn't pay me." "That's horrible" , says the other comedian. Then he says, "So, uh, who books it?"
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Monday, January 14, 2013
Golden Globes
Kim Kardashian didn't win any Golden. Globes last night. She already has some.
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Sunday, January 13, 2013
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It's so cold, I chipped a tooth on my soup.
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