I guess it's time to switch up a little bit and talk about men for change.
We are all retarded. We know this. In fact if it weren't for women in our lives we would all die at the age of 30 simply from eating Carl's Junior for every single meal.
We wouldn't know how to dress, we wouldn't know anything. I don't even know what I like anymore. Even now when I go out to dinner with Heather the waitress comes up and says "What would you like?" I look at my wife and say "I don't know honey what do I like? I have no clue.
We've been married for 12 years now. I haven't bought a piece of clothing or shoes in 12 years. I don't blame her. I can't be trusted. I buy the wrong colors, the wrong styles and I pay way too much money. Why? Because I'm retarded.
