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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Men and Women

Let's get back to women. Women do things that I will never in my life understand. They go to the bathroom in groups. Why? I don't understand that.

I've heard answers from I need someone for protection, company, companionship. But the true reason is that they like to talk to each other. Which is why men don't get that. The last thing men do in the restroom is chitchat. It just isn't done.

Women have no idea what we go through. There is pressure in the men's room. There are rules in the men's room. For example, if a guy walks into the restroom and there's a bank of six urinals and there is one guy on the far left side he has to take the urinal on the far right side. Otherwise he's gay. There's no looking around, there is no talking.

Women on the other hand, get furniture. It's like a condo in there. Do you really need a couch? Is it that exhausting a process for you? "Oh I just tinkled. I need to sit down. I need to take a nap." Men are retarded, women are psycho. More to come...